Sticky 2007-09-09 04:03:19

But if they stop then that means somebody hasn't passed on the chain which means they'll die. If you want to be responsible for needless deaths then be it.

Hoeloe 2007-09-09 04:11:04

FAIL STICKY. i've ignored hundreds and am i dead? no. well, the chain letter ARE getting up whistle levels...

Mixon 2007-09-09 04:18:45

Lol, good one, Sticky :P

Dazmi 2007-09-09 04:45:52

Ignoring sticky, you're right!!!

It gets annpying after the first 60000000

Thread-Killer 2007-09-09 05:26:19

Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you
cannot get out. Finish reading this
until it is done! As I said, I am
Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes
and blood all over my face. I am dead.
If you don't send this to at least 12
people I will come to your house at
midnight and I'll hide under your bed.
When you're asleep, I'll kill you.
Don't believe me?

Case 1:
Patty Buckles
Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe
in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty.
She was sleeping when her TV started
flickering on and off. Now she's not
with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha!
You don't want to be like Patty, do
you?

Case 2:
George M. Simon
Hates chain mail, but he didn't want
to die that night. He sent it to 4
people. Not good enough George. Now,
George is in a coma, we don't know if
he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha
ha! Now, do you want to be like George?

Case 3:
Valarie Tyler
She got this letter. Another chain
letter she thought. Only had 7 people
to
send to. Well, That night when she was
having a shower she saw bloody Mary
in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST
fright of her life. Valarie is scarred
for
life.

Case 4:
Derek Minse
This is the final case I'll tell you
about. Well, Derek was a smart person.
He sent it to 12 people. Later that
day, he found a $100.00 bill on the
ground. He was premoted to head
officer at his job and his girlfriend
said
yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and
him are living happily ever after.The
have 2 beautiful children.

Send this to at least 12 people or
you'll face the consequences.

0 people- You will die tonight

1-6 people- you will be injured

7-11 people- you will get the biggest
fright of your life

12 and over- you are safe and will
have good fortune!

Brown-Acid 2007-09-09 05:31:17

I agree, Fuck chainletters

KingKilo 2007-09-09 07:53:24

I do agree, the chain letters have to go.

But look at it from this way.

Dear Teddy,
I'm not sure if you realize it, but newgrounds is a site, known all over the world.
So I was wondering, how on EARTH are you going to find my house, without eyes?
I'm pretty sure some cops will see you, and since you have blood all over your face, they will take you in and question you.
You'll be send to the hospital, and they'll probably give you fake eyes, and clean your bloody mess.

So after that happens, your not really scary anymore.

So good luck with finding my house, cause I'm not sending anything.

Your friend,

Killerkb

p.s: Your 7.... ¬___¬ I think I can handle a 7 year old... You'll probably fall asleep before I do.

S-K 2007-09-09 08:21:15

You're a little late this has been going on even since the redesign to be honest. This is that happens when people advertise newgrounds on newbtube we get all the chain letter faggots from there >.>

JonBro 2007-09-09 09:00:53

If this keeps up, I'll make sure that Teddy will have more than just his eyes missing.

saltovergray 2007-09-09 09:23:44

That was really true Killerb.

death429 2007-09-09 09:36:47

I agree with you! The chains have to go! Teddy isnt real. Its been almost a week why hasnt he killed me yet?
And sticky. CHAIN LETTERS ARENT REAL!!!

LexiLovesYou 2007-09-09 09:43:02

the first time i read one of these chain letters years and years and years ago, it said "i will hide under your bed, and kill you"

i immediately thought to myself, and laughed.

"wait a minute, my bed is flat on the ground!"

he'd need to be an ant to hide under there.
Killerkb is right too. no eyes = no finding me in europe, bozo.

Marth-Edge 2007-09-14 18:41:07

omfg! i made a bbs thread about this problem and i see these all the time,its getting to be spam,and the mods dont give a shit and ban me from the threads,can anybody stop these corrupted mods so i can post in peace for the people,and teddy person...STFU